
My name is Ramsey, but you may call me: The Puzzleboy.
We have arrived at Puzzle Six, the final puzzle of Series One of The Puzzleboy. Each month I’ve arrived at your doorstep and instead of demanding treats from you, I’ve delievered six devious little tricks.
So what does it mean to end a series of Puzzleboy? Not an awful lot. Over at the hallowed Puzzleboy Pantheon, we’ll enshrine our correct answers on the scoreboard, crown our victors, and immediately start fresh with Series Two. So no laurels, no shrubs, no ferns—don’t rest on any kind of plant! More puzzles are coming.
But for now: ring the doorbell, hold out your plastic pumpkin, and let’s get you a treat.

Every Halloween La Casa Del Niño Rompecabezas is crawling with trick-or-treaters, and I’ve had to slash the candy budget.
This year, the kiddos are getting off-brand versions of classic candies. Some of these candy names have simple homophones of their more well-known counterparts, others take a much longer walk.
Please unwrap each of these off-brand candies by naming their more commonly known counterpart.
You will receive an annoying 0.3 points for every correct answer! Get all 27 correct and that’s nine big points added to your score! Or just submit one and get a weird, tie-breaking .3 at the end of your total! You don’t need to crack them all to submit, so your candy destiny is up to you!
1. Suppressed Laughters | 10. Witherspoon’s Property | 19. Equipment Pet |
2. Coupleogz | 11. Hillary Whitney Bar | 20. Multiple Slim Shadys |
3. Via Lactea | 12. Athos, Aramis, and Porthos | 21. Margerinedactyl |
4. Grover Cleveland’s First Daughter | 13. Dirt Pile | 22. Pigeon Bonbons |
5. Ms. Walters of Liverpool | 14. John Hurt in Alien | 23. Cheery Homesteader |
6. Overdramatic Nickname for Someone Who Did You a Favor | 15. Revenge Seekers | 24. Glacécidic |
7. Betcha Can't Do It Like Me | 16. The Cobbler (2014) | 25. Sommen charr |
8. Bloomy and Dwight | 17. Intense Pamonhas | 26. S. Carolinian Crunch |
9. Something given to Dustin Hoffman in 1982 | 18. Total Morons | 27. Einsteinies |

To submit your answer, please click this link and fill out the form. You have until 11:59pm ET on October 25th to submit your guess. There is no advantage to being first, so take your time!
NOTE: You are more than welcome to use the comment section of this post, but this is decidedly not the place to submit your answer or share hints. Doing so may result in your disqualification.
Before posting your comments, please have a parent check them over for poisons and razorblades. Thank you.